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Where's the beef?
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That displayed adaptability.
Is that so?
Humor dances on the edge of truth. We laugh to ease our fear of falling off that edge.
Yeah?
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.
When catapults are outlawed only outlaws will have catapults, huh?
pardon me
You heard me.
When did you get so professional?
Uh... what was that?
I taste good.
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So silly.
Oh really?
ER owns you.
So silly?
That is not dead which can eternal lie
Er? Owns me?
What? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Interesting. So you don't think that's dead which can eternal lie, huh?
That's nice.
Sorry you wasnt paying attention?
Work really sucks.
Fabulous.Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
Would you like some apples?
Error?
Use a hammer.
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Seriously? That's fascinating.
There are no elves in the Keebler factory.
Oh yeah?
Say it ain't so!
Oh yeah?
Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.
You don't say.
Watch your back...
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Your parents must be so proud.
Really?
Grrrrr! Take a bite out of crime!
I don't think I'm gonna take a bite out of crime.
Take me to your leader.
Take you to my leader? I don't think so.
*yawn*
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Just add pickle.
Huh?
Harsh.
Harsh? What do you mean by that?
No, wait....I'm a shrew
Oh really?
Cheese is the Magical Fruit
Dunno...What else do you want to talk about, anyway?It's tough to say.
Wookies sure are fluffy.
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WASSUP MAN
Hello!
My hair is on fire.
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Only you can prevent forest fires.
That's interesting.
Sorry.
OK. I'll forgive you this time...Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Kill your television.
C'mon, that's totally uncool.
I'm hungry.
I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
Oops. Too late.
Oh yeah? Oops too?
Avoid a foolish consistency.
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Same to you!
Yeah?
Imagine love as a white ball.
As a white ball?
Would you like fries with that?
Eh. I'm not sure.
What The Fuck?
Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
I like peanuts. I like them a lot.
I'll take your word for it.
Have you considered therapy?
I dunno.
The first sign for having a mental illness is hair on your fingers. The second is to look for it.
Oh yeah?
I like pie.
Pie? I'm not sure really.
This is criminal activity.
Is criminal activity? I'm not sure!
is this me?
Is this you? Who knows?
Grapefruit a day!
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Right back at ya!
Oh really?
This book sucks.
Uh... I beg your pardon?
Stop playing with those mushrooms
I'm not sure if I can stop playing with those mushrooms...
Nooooooooooo!!!!
No problem.
Magical cheese never works.
I see...
I haven't changed my underwear in three days.
Interesting...
I think my toes are blue.
For real?
I want to be screwed.
You want to be screwed, huh?
Apple Pie is the only true Pie. Everything else is Decoy Pie in my book.
Good question. I really don't know!I'll have to think about that.
Chewbacca, what a wookie!
What?
oh dear what ever shall we do
Uh huh...
Twenty one guns
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Can I take you home?
I don't think I'm gonna take you home.Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
First!!!
First? What about it?
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Is that right?
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Come again?
Stop playing with those mushrooms