It is real simple:
Have one Trident SSBN launch one missile with five or six warheads.
Everyone knows if you heat sand up you will get glass.
So after the Nukes turn Iraq into a glass parking lot we can go over,
make a nice cut into the glass put oil rig with a seal around it and start pumping.
If we have a spill the oil will run onto the glass where it can be cleaned up and save the environment.
Now everybody will be happy:
Bush – Saddam is gone.
Bush – all his buddy’s get more oil.
Environmentalist – if there is an oil spill it will not sink into the ground water.
Me – cheaper gas.
Navy – they get to op-check the sub and missile launch system.