It is real simple:
Have one Trident SSBN launch one missile with five or six warheads.
Everyone knows if you heat sand up you will get glass.
So after the Nukes turn Iraq into a glass parking lot we can go over,
make a nice cut into the glass put oil rig with a seal around it and start pumping.
If we have a spill the oil will run onto the glass where it can be cleaned up and save the environment.
Now everybody will be happy:
Bush Saddam is gone.
Bush all his buddys get more oil.
Environmentalist if there is an oil spill it will not sink into the ground water.
Me cheaper gas.
Navy they get to op-check the sub and missile launch system.