I was about to say, it sounds like you have some sort of malware installed that won't allow you to visit M$ websites (as live update is one of them and would usually fix an issue).

I'm thinking that whatever it is likely overwrote your hosts file blocking M$ sites as well as some others as well.

You should get Ad Aware, Spybot, and Avast ASAP.
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