| Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 UGN Elite | OP UGN Elite Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 | | | | | Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 UGN Custodian | UGN Custodian Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 | i kicked arse on the AUTOcad 2004 test. hehehe, i use it every day in the office when working on road design. | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | EndGame, wanna take an AutoCad test for me? hehehe... | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | Umm, did I pass that? Transcript | | | | Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 UGN Elite | OP UGN Elite Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 | PHP4, or MySQL for autoCad2004 heh,
Whoa, Gizmo your statement
I am seeking stable employment with a company which will allow me to further my customer service and relationship skills.
sucks!!
Seeking a position in (insert company or industry) with the opportunity for career advancement and professional growth.
It tends to catch more eyes as you look like you want to grow with the company. They like that [censored]. | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 UGN Elite Poster | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 | With call centers out here they dont even look at the statements like that. They just emediatly look at who've you've been previously employeed by. And even better with a couple of them, they dont even look at that. They ask can you get here at this time? if yes then you're hired... | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | Hey, my statement may suck, but I'm not looking for anything in the first place, I just put somethign there for shits and giggles...
Just like, I don't plan on using any of those, but i still have them... | | | | Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 UGN Elite | OP UGN Elite Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 | Ahh I see. /me decides not to offer Gizmo $70k job. | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | If I'd have to work in another callcenter I'd turn that down actually... | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 UGN Elite Poster | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 | I'd take a $70k call center job. i'd take any job where i got paid $70k so give the job to me i can bullshit my way thru almost any job | | | | Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 UGN Custodian | UGN Custodian Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 | i wudv thort with giz's skills his statement could read:
'looking for 'insert company directors name here' to suck on my knob and enjoy being made a fool of in front of fellow employees'
and he'd still get the gig!
:p but then again, i think anyone who can add a text box in delphi is a guru so this shouldnt count for much. | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 UGN Elite Poster | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 | when we worked at this one call center. during my interview the chick wouldnt stop asking me about Giz. they wanted him real bad and hired me to try and get him... | | | | Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 UGN Custodian | UGN Custodian Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 | if ur not making me feel bad using ur sons scrotum, ur using ur bloody husbands sex appeal with other woman to rub salt in my wounds... ta icey | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 UGN Elite Poster | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 | dude his sex appeal isnt just limited to women... men want the Moguai too! | | | | Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 UGN Custodian | UGN Custodian Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 | wtfs a moguai? i googled it and only got information about DJs! is this a secret job which giz has on the side? | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 UGN Elite Poster | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 | Ever seen the movie "Gremlins"? That is a Moguai and his name is Gizmo | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | Well, it's a "Mogwai" but I don't like the spelling ... And DJ Moguai is a poser... | | | | Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 UGN Custodian | UGN Custodian Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 | roflmao, it EXPLAINS sooo much. (yea, i know i probably caught the joke a wee bit later than everyone else) giz, did u incidently set the avatar and 'member status' for weeve then? | | |
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