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#22459 - 07/27/05 11:44 AM So your child is acting up
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The geeks approach to child punishment

Code:
 
if($child == "out_of_line"){
  $corrective_acction = talk(issue_at_hand);
    if($corrective_acction == "$resolution"){
      end_punish();
    }else if($corrective_acction != "$resolution"){
      $corrective_acction = timeout(issue_at_hand);
         if($corrective_acction == "$resolution"){
            end_punish();
         }else if($corrective_acction != "$resolution"){
           while($corrective_acction != "$resolution"){
            whip_that_ass(issue_at_hand);
           }
        }
    }
}
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#22460 - 08/02/05 06:50 PM Re: So your child is acting up
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thats clever
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#22461 - 08/02/05 11:03 PM Re: So your child is acting up
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Heh, and to think, this dirived from a PM where i was bitching that i couldn't pattle a childs butt for them acting up due to current "abuse" laws...
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