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#23800 - 10/29/02 09:06 AM Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 384
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This was from IRC Last Night, posted by me for your viewing pleasure:
[Mon:20:14:03] mach 3 razor + shaving private areas = bad idea
[Mon:20:14:17] Impy...
[Mon:20:14:30] did you shave your groin.... damn I have lost so much respect for you
[Mon:20:14:34] *** ReverendNinjaSox has joined #undergroundnews
[Mon:20:14:34] *** ReverendNinjaSox sets mode: +v ReverendNinjaSox
[Mon:20:14:37] 'Lo.
[Mon:20:14:39] dude!
[Mon:20:14:43] Dude!
[Mon:20:14:48] Sweet!
[Mon:20:14:50] no way, if you shave them they will play with them
[Mon:20:14:57] guaranteed
[Mon:20:15:08] yeah girls dont like hair stuick in their teeth
[Mon:20:15:22] Gods...
[Mon:20:15:35] I didn't shave them compeltely
[Mon:20:15:38] completely
[Mon:20:15:40] why do I keep coming back here
[Mon:20:15:47] well, no, just tidy the house up a bit
[Mon:20:15:48] feel like a damn kid that just hit puberty
[Mon:20:15:50] =)
[Mon:20:16:03] I hope you get severe razor burn Impy
[Mon:20:16:10] I did
[Mon:20:16:22] I've got 5 layers of gold bond medicated powder on them
[Mon:20:16:26] only porno freaks shave their pubes
[Mon:20:16:27] tingles
[Mon:20:16:27] I'll be right back. Cooking.
[Mon:20:16:37] Impy; schick extreme 3 = nut friendly
[Mon:20:16:56] fuck razors...I'm getting some nair
[Mon:20:17:00] no!
[Mon:20:17:01] lol
[Mon:20:17:04] Impy NO!
[Mon:20:17:09] lol
[Mon:20:17:10] IT WILL BURN YOU!!!
[Mon:20:17:13] My buddy did it
[Mon:20:17:15] rofl
[Mon:20:17:25] he was fucking crying his eyes out
[Mon:20:17:29] ouch nair sucks
[Mon:20:17:31] lol!
[Mon:20:17:44] begging me to cut his unit off, just to stop the pain
[Mon:20:17:56] *** Stinger has joined #undergroundnews
[Mon:20:17:56] the area all above my member bled...NEVER GO AGAINST THE HAIR
[Mon:20:18:16] dude Impy... you don't even know how to shave your face yet...
[Mon:20:18:19] I wanted it close...and tidy...BAH! pain!
[Mon:20:18:22] You shouldn't be shaving your balls
[Mon:20:18:57] haha
[Mon:20:19:06] I should take pictures...
[Mon:20:20:01] oh so smooth though...
[Mon:20:20:10] * Imperial should get some silk boxers
[Mon:20:20:22] yeah, but once you start there's no going back. stubble is a bitch
[Mon:20:20:38] yeah...you could let it get stubbly and wait it out I guess
[Mon:20:20:49] and itch your nuts off, literally
[Mon:20:20:51] why not wax it
[Mon:20:20:53] yeah...
[Mon:20:21:12] I'd rather eat the tub of nads than use it to rip my nuts off
[Mon:20:21:25] ok.. all i can say is: don't try to have sex when it's all stubbly.. it hurts the girl!
[Mon:20:21:50] see I was thinking that too...would a shaved girl really enjoy a big hairy man bush on her
[Mon:20:22:08] haha...what if it tickled...
[Mon:20:22:55] ugh...
[Mon:20:22:58] * Imperial itches
[Mon:20:23:09] it's really only a problem when the hair is all short and prickly
[Mon:20:23:14] otherwise.. i don't think it matters
[Mon:20:23:21] Someone log this and then post it
[Mon:20:23:26] well fuck, if I'd known that...
[Mon:20:23:41] oh.. Nair works well...
[Mon:20:23:46] now I have half shaven nuts
[Mon:20:23:54] lol
[Mon:20:24:02] then sahve the other half
[Mon:20:24:07] shave it too
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[Mon:20:24:15] *** wizzy has joined #undergroundnews
[Mon:20:24:16] no, I refuse to fuck with them until it's healed
[Mon:20:24:25] dear god
[Mon:20:24:27] hehe
[Mon:20:24:28] you didn't dry shave them did you?
[Mon:20:24:36] no
[Mon:20:24:39] or use a straight razor?
[Mon:20:24:45] I had shaving cream an everything
[Mon:20:24:48] and
[Mon:20:24:56] come on Impy... be a man, get a straight razor and foam
[Mon:20:24:59] it works better if the shaving cream is warmed up
[Mon:20:25:01] rofl
[Mon:20:25:06] it loosens the hair folicles
[Mon:20:25:08] mach 3's even have those bands of shit above the blades for lube
[Mon:20:25:26] yeah, but mach 3's have that fuct design, no good for nut-shaving
[Mon:20:25:30] fuck...once again if I'd know this
[Mon:20:25:31] *** wizzy has quit IRC (Quit: )
[Mon:20:25:37] damnit!
[Mon:20:25:44] I have a straight razor...
[Mon:20:25:49] hrm...
[Mon:20:25:52] venuses are good
[Mon:20:26:05] those are girly razors
[Mon:20:26:08] I'm not putting a girl razor on my manly parts
[Mon:20:26:08] man, if you put a straight razr anywhere near your nuts your a far braver man than i
[Mon:20:26:17] Straight Razors actually give a closer and better shave
[Mon:20:26:29] yeah, and one little slip...
[Mon:20:26:31] well, it's a straight razor with theis guard on it
[Mon:20:26:36] that may be.. but that is a sensitive area
[Mon:20:26:37] bye bye bag
[Mon:20:26:43] hey, homemade vesectimy
[Mon:20:27:13] bah...after this accident I don't want to scar my sac
[Mon:20:27:21] watch me get ingrown hairs though
[Mon:20:27:31] ouch
[Mon:20:27:40] how do I get rid of those
[Mon:20:27:56] no idea
[Mon:20:27:59] cause no one wants to get close to something with red bumps all over it
[Mon:20:28:17] I really hope I don't get ingrown hairs...
[Mon:20:28:31] damn you mach 3
[Mon:20:28:34] haha
[Mon:20:28:41] i had an ingorwn hair on my knee! it was so annoying
[Mon:20:28:47] Impy have I ever told you that you are a moron
[Mon:20:28:52] i've never experienced ingrown hairs
[Mon:20:28:55] yes, yes you have
[Mon:20:29:02] and it itched!
[Mon:20:29:07] well realize it... please
[Mon:20:29:10] one girl told you me wait for it to grow out and pluck it...
[Mon:20:29:39] I shaved my ass too...I wasn't going to put that out there...but I mean...I'm so far in my hole now
[Mon:20:29:49] haha
[Mon:20:29:53] ok, i'm out of this convo now
[Mon:20:29:58] lmfao
[Mon:20:30:00] * sum looks at something else
[Mon:20:30:04] umm.. like... your ass.. or your ass crack??
[Mon:20:30:07] * oyster looks at sum
[Mon:20:30:08] both
[Mon:20:30:12] ahhhh!
[Mon:20:30:14] Impy, don't feel bad. I have shaved my crotch and naired it
[Mon:20:30:15] good choise sum
[Mon:20:30:16] * sum looks back at oyster
[Mon:20:30:16] are you insane?
[Mon:20:30:20] choice
[Mon:20:30:31] hey, who likes a hairy crack
[Mon:20:30:32] honestly
[Mon:20:30:37] How can you shave your ass?
[Mon:20:30:43] * oyster prods at sum with a pointy stick
[Mon:20:30:43] and I enjoy my mooning ablities
[Mon:20:30:47] who would check your ass crack to see if it's hairy?
[Mon:20:30:48] Its like impossible to see, I don't know how ppl can shave back either
[Mon:20:30:50] abilities
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#23801 - 10/29/02 03:21 PM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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wow. That's almost amusing
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#23802 - 10/29/02 06:43 PM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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Hey, it is ok Impy. Atleast you aren't dumb enough to use your real name

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#23803 - 10/29/02 06:48 PM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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#23804 - 10/29/02 07:42 PM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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Registered: 08/31/02
Posts: 274
jesus, im scared now. impy, just wondering why the fuck did you schave your ass? no girl is ever gonna want to stick somthing up there, i mean, jesus man. only queers shave their ass. porno stars dont even go that far. except gay porno stars probably

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#23805 - 10/30/02 01:52 AM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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omg... Me and Impy decided to shave our balls on the same day... Except I did it right, it doesn't hurt or itch, and their nice and smooth..

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#23806 - 10/30/02 03:30 AM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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lol, this reminds me on another conversation with Impy a long time ago, when he zipped himself *lol*

Ah good old times
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#23807 - 10/30/02 03:42 AM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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Registered: 09/26/02
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Impy is just a crazy motherfucker hahaha...

...

Quote:
[Mon:20:26:43] hey, homemade vesectimy
lol

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#23808 - 10/30/02 07:11 AM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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yes pred, I was actually also present for Imperial's Zipper Incident... I think this boy is a Sadomasicist or something

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#23809 - 10/30/02 12:07 PM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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Haha, I think I might have the logs from that...

UGN Security history right here, folks.

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#23810 - 10/30/02 04:26 PM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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Registered: 03/07/02
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ohfuk: think about it man, would a girl want a big hairy ass crack, or a nice clean shaven one?

bah...this is the second time my nuts have bled at my own hands...and if you were wondering, they still hurt...
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#23811 - 10/31/02 05:49 PM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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funny
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#23812 - 11/02/02 02:32 AM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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My nuts are still nice and smooth and don't hurt...

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#23813 - 11/02/02 05:39 AM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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Registered: 09/18/02
Posts: 553
Loc: Cluj-Napoca, Romania
Lol,

Curse, maybe you should write a tutorial, for all the guys out there that don't know WTF they are doing called "How to shave you balls in three easy steps !" (or whatever number of steps it takes).


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#23814 - 11/02/02 11:04 PM Re: Don't you love our resident moron Imperial?
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Registered: 03/05/02
Posts: 524
Loc: Cornfields everywhere...
LMAO! I was laughing so hard I couldn't finsh the same thing. Impy, didn't you realize there was quite a bit more hair around "you" than on your face? I'm thinking you don't even have facial hair, *me does, thank you very much :p *
So you decide to shave your pubes first?
Idiot! However, it was quite hilarious....
BTW, IMPY don't come crying to me when u get syphilis cause your shaved manliness attracts so many SLUTS.

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