Well I was promoted a long time ago. It was quite an ordeal. Before Gizmo was married he was quite the lonely man. I was a young impressionable lad looking to move up in UGN Security
. So Gizmo handed me some knee pads and asked me to join him in his private office. *shuders*
I still have nightmares.... But I emerged an admin. That and I signed something with my own blood. Something about the life after and all eterity. I think there was something about a lake of fire too. *shrugs*
So yea, just take a page from me. Here are some knee pads, I will be in my office when you are ready. Let me ge the contract from Gizmo and you prick your finger for the blood.