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#28341 - 10/25/05 02:09 PM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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#28342 - 10/25/05 04:25 PM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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Heh yeh, now that I don't have to see her 24/7 I'm fine with her :x...
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#28343 - 10/25/05 04:58 PM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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LMAO your so dead giz!
Anyway Im going to a concert (The Used). Have like a 6hr drive to get to and major city, in this case Melbourne.
Byeeee
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#28344 - 10/28/05 11:38 PM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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the used. you suck. im jealous. their show. great live. he screams. til end. then pukes.

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#28345 - 10/29/05 03:19 AM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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#28346 - 10/30/05 07:09 PM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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Originally posted by Gizmo:
uNF
wats that mean?

The concert was great, everyone always looks so cool (like some are really creepy and some guys look so emo but then you have the really cool ones). Ive fallen inlove with all thier songs again. I was like a metre away from Quinn (there was a window between us) and I gave him the rock on sign and he waved and smiled back form inside his bus which didnt even stop after the concert were some groupies and fans had gathered. I was one of the only ones to get thier attention cause oh long story but in the end we stopped the bus in the middle of like a major road.
So cool! (and he doesnt puke anymore)
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#28347 - 10/31/05 02:59 AM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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Quote:
According to Wikipedia:
unf, an onomatopoeia for sexual intercourse, possibly an acronym for Universal Noise of Fucking
Also I heard a great analogy for marriage. 50% of American marriages end in divorce...so this comedian was like, "Yeah what if you went skydiving and they said 'Its fun but about half the time the parachute doesnt open.'" It's totally like that man. Half the time the bitch cleans you out and takes "half" of your assets (which works out to be like 75% or so...because apparently a non-working woman is more fit to take care of the kids than the guy who busts his ass 8 hours a day over the course of their 18 years). The other half of the time you're locked in a monogymous relationship (which often only applies to you..if you cheat on her, you're a dirtbag. If she cheats on you, it's because you didn't fulfill her emotional needs and she had no choice in the matter). Maybe like .5% of the time you're married (so 1% of the time you don't get divorced) it doesn't make your life a living hell and actually makes it better.

I'm biased, I realize this. My dad consistently works 60 hours a week, and at the beginning of his career 80 hour weeks were down weeks for him. My mom gambled away their entire life's savings, cheated with multiple men, and then managed to get 3/4 of all his future earnings because she got custody of my brother and I, as well as the fact that she supported his career.

Marriage in America is fucking horrible, and on the off chance I do shack up, there's going to be a 2000 page long prenup.

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#28348 - 10/31/05 03:37 AM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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#28349 - 11/01/05 07:27 AM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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I wonder what the divorce rate is in Australia. We seem to be chasing you guys on all that is bad so I wouldnt be suprised if its like 50% here too. So far getting married sounds like after a first year of happy and romantic type lifestyle full of love and bla bla bla ends with an eternity of displeasurable life with the women you love. But I guess when you fall in love you carnt stop it. Im sure if you fell in love with the non-existant persona/sex the parachute gave you, you might consider taking that skydive.
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#28350 - 11/01/05 09:03 AM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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I was at a kids b-day party. I steped outside to have a smoke and caught part of a conversation between mother and daughter. THis is what I heard


Daughter - I think I will wear my pink dress, he like that one. Oh and I have to shave. He loves it when I save.

Mom - Do you shave the goods for him?

Daughter - Yep, every other day. He likes it clean. Trying to get that ring you know.

Mom - Oh I know, I remember

Daughter - Once I get that ring, forget it. He better like it hairy and know how to cook too.

Mom - lol

Daughter - I just want his money, the sex aint bad, but the shopping is better.

Me - Cunt bitches...

them - look at me

Me - Oh I'm sorry, I meant evil nasty cut bitches. Excuse me.

/me went back inside hoping that is not the majority.
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#28351 - 11/01/05 11:40 AM Re: Funny letter from husband to wife
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god damn! i feel real bad for the guy who puts a ring on her finger...
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