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#983 - 07/26/05 07:30 AM Brainbench certs available again
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#984 - 07/26/05 07:56 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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i kicked arse on the AUTOcad 2004 test.
hehehe, i use it every day in the office when working on road design.
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#985 - 07/26/05 08:15 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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EndGame, wanna take an AutoCad test for me? hehehe...
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#986 - 07/26/05 08:54 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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HA!
only if you take the Linux Administration (General) for me :p
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#987 - 07/26/05 11:36 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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Umm, did I pass that? Transcript
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#988 - 07/26/05 04:45 PM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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PHP4, or MySQL for autoCad2004 heh,


Whoa, Gizmo your statement


I am seeking stable employment with a company which will allow me to further my customer service and relationship skills.

sucks!!

Seeking a position in (insert company or industry) with the opportunity for career advancement and professional growth.

It tends to catch more eyes as you look like you want to grow with the company. They like that shit.
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#989 - 07/26/05 05:44 PM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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With call centers out here they dont even look at the statements like that. They just emediatly look at who've you've been previously employeed by. And even better with a couple of them, they dont even look at that. They ask can you get here at this time? if yes then you're hired...
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#990 - 07/27/05 02:39 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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Hey, my statement may suck, but I'm not looking for anything in the first place, I just put somethign there for shits and giggles...

Just like, I don't plan on using any of those, but i still have them...
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#991 - 07/27/05 10:06 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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Ahh I see. /me decides not to offer Gizmo $70k job.
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#992 - 07/27/05 11:41 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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If I'd have to work in another callcenter I'd turn that down actually...
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#993 - 07/27/05 08:07 PM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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I'd take a $70k call center job. i'd take any job where i got paid $70k so give the job to me i can bullshit my way thru almost any job
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#994 - 08/01/05 07:30 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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i wudv thort with giz's skills his statement could read:

'looking for 'insert company directors name here' to suck on my knob and enjoy being made a fool of in front of fellow employees'

and he'd still get the gig!

:p but then again, i think anyone who can add a text box in delphi is a guru so this shouldnt count for much.
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#995 - 08/01/05 07:38 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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when we worked at this one call center. during my interview the chick wouldnt stop asking me about Giz. they wanted him real bad and hired me to try and get him...
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#996 - 08/06/05 09:38 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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if ur not making me feel bad using ur sons scrotum, ur using ur bloody husbands sex appeal with other woman to rub salt in my wounds...

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#997 - 08/06/05 10:23 AM Re: Brainbench certs available again
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dude his sex appeal isnt just limited to women... men want the Moguai too!
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