Well I just got off a great air-shift (9am now) and my day was brightened by a news story that came over the AP Wire:

(Falmouth-AP) The state police crime lab has in its possession a lifelike doll that Falmouth (Maine) police originally mistook for a human body. Inverstigators say it doesn't appear that anyone committed a crime, but they'd like to know who mutilated a six-thousand-dollar sex toy and left it in the woods.

Freaky *** Mainers... glad I'm not one.

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