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<Crime> OMG !
<Crime> Creepy Jesus
<Crime> HES ALWAYS THERE !
<Gizmo> hes a stalker!
<Gizmo> I R WANNA SUE!
<Crime> yes !
<Crime> he stalks people, hes watches you jerkoff too
<Gizmo> thats kinda sexy
<Crime> you will be trying to impress jesus
<Crime> like, "hey jesus, watch this, im gonna jerkoff extra long just for you"
<Gizmo> dude, he'd jump that guys *** in a HEART BEAT
<Crime> he would be in the shower with you, with his hand on your sholder
<Crime> "wtf man, do you mind ? im in the shower"
<Crime> him - "with you always"
<Crime> "yeh, umm thats nice, now leave me alone"
<Crime> shh, im real stoned
<Crime> OMFG !
<Crime> gizzy, jesus wants a hug from you
<Crime> you cant hide, hes "always with you"
<Crime> oh yeh, jesus in some coed action
<Gizmo> ::grabs gun:: NOT ANYMORE, I SHALL KILL JESUS!
<Crime> hes gonna score !
<Gizmo> hes all "hey baby"
<Gizmo> dude he has the best pickup line
<Gizmo> "hey baby, i'm jesus, suck my [censored]
<Gizmo> and even if she sais no
<Gizmo> he can make her
<Crime> na, its like "hey babay, im jesus, IM ALWAYS WITH YOU !"
<Gizmo> "you dont have to worry abou tme leaving, i'm always with you"
<Gizmo> then the [censored] goes to the court all, "i want a restraining order, jesus wont leave me alone"
<Crime> hes like, "you cant make the law stop me because, IM ALWAY WITH YOU"
<Crime> i think satan is always with me