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[Mon:20:14:03] <Imperial> mach 3 razor + shaving private areas = bad idea
[Mon:20:14:17] <Deffy> Impy...
[Mon:20:14:30] <Deffy> did you shave your groin.... damn I have lost so much respect for you
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[Mon:20:14:37] <ReverendNinjaSox> 'Lo.
[Mon:20:14:39] <sum> dude!
[Mon:20:14:43] <ReverendNinjaSox> Dude!
[Mon:20:14:48] <Deffy> Sweet!
[Mon:20:14:50] <sum> no way, if you shave them they will play with them
[Mon:20:14:57] <sum> guaranteed
[Mon:20:15:08] <sin> yeah girls dont like hair stuick in their teeth
[Mon:20:15:22] <Deffy> Gods...
[Mon:20:15:35] <Imperial> I didn't shave them compeltely
[Mon:20:15:38] <Imperial> completely
[Mon:20:15:40] <Deffy> why do I keep coming back here
[Mon:20:15:47] <sum> well, no, just tidy the house up a bit
[Mon:20:15:48] <Imperial> feel like a damn kid that just hit puberty
[Mon:20:15:50] <sum> =)
[Mon:20:16:03] <Deffy> I hope you get severe razor burn Impy
[Mon:20:16:10] <Imperial> I did
[Mon:20:16:22] <Imperial> I've got 5 layers of gold bond medicated powder on them
[Mon:20:16:26] <SilentRage> only porno freaks shave their pubes
[Mon:20:16:27] <Imperial> tingles
[Mon:20:16:27] <ReverendNinjaSox> I'll be right back. Cooking.
[Mon:20:16:37] <sum> Impy; schick extreme 3 = nut friendly
[Mon:20:16:56] <Imperial> [censored] razors...I'm getting some nair
[Mon:20:17:00] <Deffy> no!
[Mon:20:17:01] <sum> lol
[Mon:20:17:04] <Deffy> Impy NO!
[Mon:20:17:09] <Imperial> lol
[Mon:20:17:10] <Deffy> IT WILL BURN YOU!!!
[Mon:20:17:13] <Deffy> My buddy did it
[Mon:20:17:15] <Imperial> rofl
[Mon:20:17:25] <Deffy> he was [censored] crying his eyes out
[Mon:20:17:29] <sin> ouch nair sucks
[Mon:20:17:31] <Imperial> lol!
[Mon:20:17:44] <Deffy> begging me to cut his unit off, just to stop the pain
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[Mon:20:17:56] <Imperial> the area all above my member bled...NEVER GO AGAINST THE HAIR
[Mon:20:18:16] <Deffy> dude Impy... you don't even know how to shave your face yet...
[Mon:20:18:19] <Imperial> I wanted it close...and tidy...BAH! pain!
[Mon:20:18:22] <Deffy> You shouldn't be shaving your balls
[Mon:20:18:57] <Imperial> haha
[Mon:20:19:06] <Imperial> I should take pictures...
[Mon:20:20:01] <Imperial> oh so smooth though...
[Mon:20:20:10] * Imperial should get some silk boxers
[Mon:20:20:22] <sum> yeah, but once you start there's no going back. stubble is a [censored]
[Mon:20:20:38] <Imperial> yeah...you could let it get stubbly and wait it out I guess
[Mon:20:20:49] <sum> and itch your nuts off, literally
[Mon:20:20:51] <Deffy> why not wax it
[Mon:20:20:53] <Imperial> yeah...
[Mon:20:21:12] <Imperial> I'd rather eat the tub of nads than use it to rip my nuts off
[Mon:20:21:25] <fleshwound> ok.. all i can say is: don't try to have sex when it's all stubbly.. it hurts the girl!
[Mon:20:21:50] <Imperial> see I was thinking that too...would a shaved girl really enjoy a big hairy man bush on her
[Mon:20:22:08] <Imperial> haha...what if it tickled...
[Mon:20:22:55] <Imperial> ugh...
[Mon:20:22:58] * Imperial itches
[Mon:20:23:09] <fleshwound> it's really only a problem when the hair is all short and prickly
[Mon:20:23:14] <fleshwound> otherwise.. i don't think it matters
[Mon:20:23:21] <Deffy> Someone log this and then post it
[Mon:20:23:26] <Imperial> well [censored], if I'd known that...
[Mon:20:23:41] <fleshwound> oh.. Nair works well...
[Mon:20:23:46] <Imperial> now I have half shaven nuts
[Mon:20:23:54] <sum> lol
[Mon:20:24:02] <sum> then sahve the other half
[Mon:20:24:07] <sum> shave it too
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[Mon:20:24:16] <Imperial> no, I refuse to [censored] with them until it's healed
[Mon:20:24:25] <wizzy> dear god
[Mon:20:24:27] <fleshwound> hehe
[Mon:20:24:28] <sum> you didn't dry shave them did you?
[Mon:20:24:36] <Imperial> no
[Mon:20:24:39] <Deffy> or use a straight razor?
[Mon:20:24:45] <Imperial> I had shaving cream an everything
[Mon:20:24:48] <Imperial> and
[Mon:20:24:56] <Deffy> come on Impy... be a man, get a straight razor and foam
[Mon:20:24:59] <fleshwound> it works better if the shaving cream is warmed up
[Mon:20:25:01] <wizzy> rofl
[Mon:20:25:06] <fleshwound> it loosens the hair folicles
[Mon:20:25:08] <Imperial> mach 3's even have those bands of [censored] above the blades for lube
[Mon:20:25:26] <sum> yeah, but mach 3's have that fuct design, no good for nut-shaving
[Mon:20:25:30] <Imperial> [censored]...once again if I'd know this
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[Mon:20:25:37] <Imperial> damnit!
[Mon:20:25:44] <Imperial> I have a straight razor...
[Mon:20:25:49] <Imperial> hrm...
[Mon:20:25:52] <oyster> venuses are good
[Mon:20:26:05] <fleshwound> those are girly razors
[Mon:20:26:08] <Imperial> I'm not putting a girl razor on my manly parts
[Mon:20:26:08] <sum> man, if you put a straight razr anywhere near your nuts your a far braver man than i
[Mon:20:26:17] <Deffy> Straight Razors actually give a closer and better shave
[Mon:20:26:29] <sum> yeah, and one little slip...
[Mon:20:26:31] <Imperial> well, it's a straight razor with theis guard on it
[Mon:20:26:36] <fleshwound> that may be.. but that is a sensitive area
[Mon:20:26:37] <sum> bye bye bag
[Mon:20:26:43] <Imperial> hey, homemade vesectimy
[Mon:20:27:13] <Imperial> bah...after this accident I don't want to scar my sac
[Mon:20:27:21] <Imperial> watch me get ingrown hairs though
[Mon:20:27:31] <fleshwound> ouch
[Mon:20:27:40] <Imperial> how do I get rid of those
[Mon:20:27:56] <fleshwound> no idea
[Mon:20:27:59] <Imperial> cause no one wants to get close to something with red bumps all over it
[Mon:20:28:17] <Imperial> I really hope I don't get ingrown hairs...
[Mon:20:28:31] <Imperial> damn you mach 3
[Mon:20:28:34] <Deffy> haha
[Mon:20:28:41] <oyster> i had an ingorwn hair on my knee! it was so annoying
[Mon:20:28:47] <Deffy> Impy have I ever told you that you are a moron
[Mon:20:28:52] <fleshwound> i've never experienced ingrown hairs
[Mon:20:28:55] <Imperial> yes, yes you have
[Mon:20:29:02] <oyster> and it itched!
[Mon:20:29:07] <Deffy> well realize it... please
[Mon:20:29:10] <Imperial> one girl told you me wait for it to grow out and pluck it...
[Mon:20:29:39] <Imperial> I shaved my [censored] too...I wasn't going to put that out there...but I mean...I'm so far in my hole now
[Mon:20:29:49] <fleshwound> haha
[Mon:20:29:53] <sum> ok, i'm out of this convo now
[Mon:20:29:58] <Imperial> lmfao
[Mon:20:30:00] * sum looks at something else
[Mon:20:30:04] <fleshwound> umm.. like... your [censored].. or your [censored] crack??
[Mon:20:30:07] * oyster looks at sum
[Mon:20:30:08] <Imperial> both
[Mon:20:30:12] <fleshwound> ahhhh!
[Mon:20:30:14] <jonconley> Impy, don't feel bad. I have shaved my crotch and naired it
[Mon:20:30:15] <Energy> good choise sum
[Mon:20:30:16] * sum looks back at oyster
[Mon:20:30:16] <fleshwound> are you insane?
[Mon:20:30:20] <Energy> choice
[Mon:20:30:31] <Imperial> hey, who likes a hairy crack
[Mon:20:30:32] <Imperial> honestly
[Mon:20:30:37] <jonconley> How can you shave your [censored]?
[Mon:20:30:43] * oyster prods at sum with a pointy stick
[Mon:20:30:43] <Imperial> and I enjoy my mooning ablities
[Mon:20:30:47] <fleshwound> who would check your [censored] crack to see if it's hairy?
[Mon:20:30:48] <jonconley> Its like impossible to see, I don't know how ppl can shave back either
[Mon:20:30:50] <Imperial> abilities