Ok, I get these emails all the time with these differant confidentialty notices all over them all "blah blah this isn't intended, blah blah, you're not allowed, bull bull blah blah tee hee"... I've gotten tired of seeing like 300 differant ones so in hopes that someone will finally get a clue when emailing me heres one that I drew up from about 12 differant ones which have been sitting in my mailbox for a while...
Gizmo's Ultimate Confidentiality Notice:
IMPORTANT CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: The contents of this email and any attachments
are confidential and may be subject to legal privilege and and/or protected by copyright law.
Copying and/or communicating any part of either this message or any attachments in full or in part
to others is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you are not the intended recipient of this
message and/or any attachments contained within, you may not read, use, copy, distribute or rely
on this email and any attachments. If you have recieved this transmission in error, please delete it
immediately and notify the sender via email.
What do you all think? Pretty f'in good if I must say so myself... I sat here staring at a few differant ones and figured "hey, this works and it sounds damn good" (after taking bits and pieces from a few differant ones)...
Feel free to use this notice, I made it up for S' and G's...
EDIT: Oh, and to those who wonder where I get the copyright notices, I stole a few from differant legal reports and emails from a few attourney's... So I have to say that it should (in whatever way) be about as anal and legal as any other would be...