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#24299 - 05/21/02 05:30 AM Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly!
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Check it, accept jesus as your christ and savior and you'll get a free cell! hehe...



See the "original" posting at Landover Baptist 's website...


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#24300 - 05/21/02 06:10 AM Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly!
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Jesus has a cell?

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#24301 - 05/21/02 09:33 AM Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly!
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let it be so my son...


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#24302 - 05/21/02 04:37 PM Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly!
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hmm lets jam Jesus's celly


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#24303 - 05/21/02 06:15 PM Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly!
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One word...cloning. Owned!

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#24304 - 05/30/02 08:07 PM Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly!
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Jesus tried to call me collect, he lost service on his phone, had to pay his bill. Teh operator was like do you wish to accept a collect call from *voice record in a voice, Jesus*... I was like hell no!!! Then hung up...

[Satan] <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/devil.gif" />


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#24305 - 05/31/02 12:19 AM Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly!
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OMFG, I have seen it all now. Jesus phones. heh why not we have a pope mobile. [Angel]

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#24306 - 05/31/02 01:30 AM Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly!
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5 words, "dude looks like a lady"

and i never knew jesus was into beastality, see the sheep

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