Your browser does not seem to support CSS. If images appear below, please disregard them.
It appears that you're running an Ad-Blocker. This site is monetized by Advertising and by User Donations; we ask that if you find this site helpful that you whitelist us in your Ad-Blocker, or make a Donation to help aid in operating costs.
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Rate This Thread
Page 1 2
#5565 - 04/01/03 08:48 PM time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 536
fleshwound Offline
Member
fleshwound  Offline
Member

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 536
CO


"when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"
Sponsored Links
#5566 - 04/01/03 09:05 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 524
dashocker Offline
Member
dashocker  Offline
Member

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 524
Cornfields everywhere...
this is insane. but they can't find any info about this guy? thats creepy. plus, not anyone can get inside stock trading info. you have to have connections. im anxious to see what happens next.

oh wait, its April Fools Day

#5567 - 04/02/03 05:01 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 3,255
§intå× Offline
§intå×  Offline


Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 3,255
Likes: 1
Maryland
I told him to take it easy back hear. Now our time ship will be captured and I will be stuck in the backwars time. Great! Fucking great!

/me runs to hardware store to pick up some things

#5568 - 04/03/03 08:17 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 7,195
Gremelin Offline
Community Owner
Gremelin  Offline

Community Owner

Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 7,195
Likes: 3
Portland, OR; USA
/e grabs blueprints, i'm right behind you!


Donate to UGN Security here.
UGN Security, Back of the Web, and VNC Web Services Owner
#5569 - 04/03/03 02:54 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 815
sinetific Offline
nobody
sinetific  Offline
nobody

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 815
Ann Arbor
Ok theoretically, if they where going to let him go in the future, he would just be able to come back and warn himself that he was going to get caught and none of this would ever happen. Therefore, they must keep him in custody and possibly kill him inorder to keep the <>temporal linearity. If not, our whole fabric of time will be ripped apart and our universe will be deystroyed, c'mon people you've seen the friggin movies! Time travel is impossible anyways. Oor he is just a huge liar working with some evil ass people that know insider secrets that got him a fake identity and will probably torture him and possibly his family very badly if he rats them out so he made up some stupid ass story.

Sponsored Links
#5570 - 04/03/03 03:15 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,273
SilentRage Offline
DollarDNS Owner
SilentRage  Offline
DollarDNS Owner

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,273
OH, USA
he sold his soul to satan for information


Domain Registration, Hosting, Management
http://www.dollardns.net
#5571 - 04/03/03 05:51 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 364
Chem Offline
UGN News Staff
Chem  Offline
UGN News Staff

Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 364
Vagabond (Location Differs)
Temporal paradox alert!


C++ Should Have Been Called "D"
#5572 - 04/03/03 06:51 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 955
jonconley Offline
UGN Super Poster
jonconley  Offline
UGN Super Poster

Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 955
Merrill, IA, USA
My question is, if he is from the future, why was he not from the future when he was in the future and came back and therefore would know the future already and would have known that he had gotten caught. And obviously he has to make it back anyways, or else wouldn't he cease to exist in the future?

#5573 - 04/04/03 12:08 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,273
SilentRage Offline
DollarDNS Owner
SilentRage  Offline
DollarDNS Owner

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,273
OH, USA
I know the theory, that time travel actually fulfills events. It's just one of many theories. Maybe it's an incorrect one. Actually I know it's an incorrect one. A human being cannot create a device that can time travel. period.


Domain Registration, Hosting, Management
http://www.dollardns.net
#5574 - 04/04/03 01:38 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 955
jonconley Offline
UGN Super Poster
jonconley  Offline
UGN Super Poster

Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 955
Merrill, IA, USA
Why would you say this? And even if there wasn't a way to do it with a machine, its technically already possible going into space and/or blackholes.

Sponsored Links
#5575 - 04/04/03 05:24 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 129
Drake Offline
UGN Member
Drake  Offline
UGN Member

Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 129
Long Beach, California
I thought blackholes were folds in space... Like, uh, something goes in a black hole and then comes out of a white hole somewhere way far away. or maybe i'm just remembering something i thought of myself a while ago. i dont' really know.


The lover of inquiry must follow his beloved wherever it may lead him.
-Socrates
#5576 - 04/04/03 05:50 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 7,195
Gremelin Offline
Community Owner
Gremelin  Offline

Community Owner

Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 7,195
Likes: 3
Portland, OR; USA
We're debating now huh? Moved to debate forum...


Donate to UGN Security here.
UGN Security, Back of the Web, and VNC Web Services Owner
#5577 - 04/04/03 06:04 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 955
jonconley Offline
UGN Super Poster
jonconley  Offline
UGN Super Poster

Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 955
Merrill, IA, USA
Space-Time


This concept can be summed up easily; space and time are connected. But what does this mean? For example, a day is 24 hours, but it is also 24,894 miles or the amount of distance the Earth rotates. The Universe is so immense that distance is measured in terms of light years. A light year is the distance that light travels in a year. Light moves at approximately 186,000 miles per second, which translates to roughly 6 trillion miles. So when your traveling in space, you can measure your journey in both distance and time travelled.


The relationship runs even deeper. When travelling in space, the faster you move, the slower time moves. The fastest thing in the Universe is light and the closer you move toward its speed, the slower time goes. For example, if identical twins were separated; Bob stays on Earth, and Ed experiences a space mission at the speed of light. If they are 20 when the mission starts, on Earth the time elapsed is 22 years. When the twins are reunited, Bob will be 42, however Ed will only be 30.

#5578 - 04/04/03 02:36 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,273
SilentRage Offline
DollarDNS Owner
SilentRage  Offline
DollarDNS Owner

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,273
OH, USA
I didn't say time travel was impossible. I just said man will never make a device capable of time travel.

Read this fascinating link by my favorite site concerning such matters:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/time-travel.htm


Domain Registration, Hosting, Management
http://www.dollardns.net
#5579 - 04/04/03 03:56 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 955
jonconley Offline
UGN Super Poster
jonconley  Offline
UGN Super Poster

Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 955
Merrill, IA, USA
I agree its not very likely, but I think when dealing with anything scientific its usually not wise to put a limitation on somethings possibility.

Like stated above and in your article, it is already possible in a way, with any object that moves at a great enough speed for a long enough duraction.

Too much theory, not enough substance as of yet, so its hard to say what would happen or what someone actually even considers time travel.

#5580 - 04/04/03 07:36 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 536
fleshwound Offline
Member
fleshwound  Offline
Member

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 536
CO
hrmm.. why don't we ask Stephen Hawking to clear this one up for us?


"when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"
#5581 - 04/04/03 07:55 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,273
SilentRage Offline
DollarDNS Owner
SilentRage  Offline
DollarDNS Owner

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,273
OH, USA
heh, jon, I'm the last kind of guy who would put limitations on human abilities. My absolutionism is based off of theocracy beliefs. Whether it's possible for humans to create a time machine *shrug*. Whether we will create time machines... no. At least, not to the point where we can jump forward or back 100 years or so.


Domain Registration, Hosting, Management
http://www.dollardns.net
#5582 - 04/05/03 12:44 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 574
Cold Sunn Offline
UGN GFX Whore
Cold Sunn  Offline
UGN GFX Whore

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 574
Likes: 1
us
What I wonder is why the article is in Yahoo! TV Entertainment News and Gossip and people take it seriously.

There was a front page headline on a tabloid where I work: "The Second Great Depression Could Make You Rich!" and this article reminded me of it. No one believes the tabloids.

No comment on time travel, I just think this article is shit, but interesting to read.

#5583 - 04/05/03 07:39 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 129
Drake Offline
UGN Member
Drake  Offline
UGN Member

Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 129
Long Beach, California
if people could invent a time machine, couldn't they just bring it to their younger selves therefor eliminating the need to actually create one?


The lover of inquiry must follow his beloved wherever it may lead him.
-Socrates
#5584 - 04/05/03 06:34 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 274
ohfuk Offline
UGN Supporter
ohfuk  Offline
UGN Supporter

Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 274
I question the credability of the author CHAD KULTGEN.
1980s TV SHOWS RAISE YOUR IQ

BIZARRE VIRUS TURNS COMPUTER INTO SEX PERVERT

#5585 - 04/06/03 09:43 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 536
fleshwound Offline
Member
fleshwound  Offline
Member

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 536
CO
haha. it was in the weekly world news. so it's not like you should take it too seriously. i just thought it was an amusing story. you should always question the authors of tabloid stories. haha


"when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"
#5586 - 04/06/03 10:10 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 574
Cold Sunn Offline
UGN GFX Whore
Cold Sunn  Offline
UGN GFX Whore

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 574
Likes: 1
us
lmao ohfuk.

#5587 - 04/25/03 04:39 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 1
blackwidow Offline
Junior Member
blackwidow  Offline
Junior Member

Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 1
united kingdom
SORRY GUYS HE IS FROM THE FUTURE?


STOP AND LISTERN TOO WHAT HE IS SAYING!


BLACKWIDOW

#5588 - 04/25/03 06:59 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,136
pergesu Offline
UGN Elite Poster
pergesu  Offline
UGN Elite Poster

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,136
Pimpin the Colorizzle
Quote:
Originally posted by jonconley:
Why would you say this? And even if there wasn't a way to do it with a machine, its technically already possible going into space and/or blackholes.
No, it's not been proven or even justly theorized that it's possible through black holes. The deal with black holes is that they could significantly reduce the distance required to traverse space, by acting as meeting points in the fabric of space. What is a couple billion trillion light years away essentially becomes a matter of a few billion miles. Still a long way, but it's considerably closer. That is just a shortcut though, not time travel, if it in fact would work.

#5589 - 04/26/03 12:37 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,273
SilentRage Offline
DollarDNS Owner
SilentRage  Offline
DollarDNS Owner

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,273
OH, USA
the validity in his points lies where astronauts has been able to move a few seconds into the (past or future? dont' remember) in the fast flying rockets.

Read the link I posted to the howstuffworks.com. Here it is again:

http://science.howstuffworks.com/time-travel.htm


Domain Registration, Hosting, Management
http://www.dollardns.net
#5590 - 04/26/03 01:27 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,136
pergesu Offline
UGN Elite Poster
pergesu  Offline
UGN Elite Poster

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,136
Pimpin the Colorizzle
I read it, and have talked it over a lot with my Physics teacher and stuff. They don't move into the past or future, moving into the past is impossible. It APPEARS that they've moved into the future because relatively less time has elapsed. That's the whole point of the theory of relativity, that as you approach the speed of light, time changes, it goes slower. That's why if you were to travel at the speed of light for one year, 10 years or whatever would have passed on earth. Relatively less time elapsed, giving the appearance of travelling into the future.

#5591 - 04/26/03 01:33 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 101
ObiWan Offline
Member
ObiWan  Offline
Member

Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 101
Mountains of Washington (NOT D...
He knew how the system worked and took advantage of it. This opens the door to a whole new defense in court. Lets kill him now before he kills those people in the future. Like the movie Minority Report (2002).


I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
--General George S. Patton
#5592 - 05/02/03 08:30 PM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 574
Cold Sunn Offline
UGN GFX Whore
Cold Sunn  Offline
UGN GFX Whore

Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 574
Likes: 1
us
I saw another tabloid at work, an article in it was titled "Busted! Time Traveler Skips Bail!" Maybe it was talking about this same guy, maybe not. I get a little pissed when I see the stupid shit on tabloids and the fake celebrity pictures, not fake nudes just fakes. If they are real, the camera and printing porcess distort it so bad it looks faked.

#5593 - 11/08/03 04:33 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 181
Disgruntled Offline
Member
Disgruntled  Offline
Member

Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 181
Limbo
Einstein's theory didn't say time travel was impossible, it's just impractical at the current level of technology.
Check out the following books:
"The philadelphia Experiment"
"The Montauk Project"


No matter how complex a lock may be. Someone will always find a key.
#5594 - 11/23/03 04:50 AM Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading  
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 181
Disgruntled Offline
Member
Disgruntled  Offline
Member

Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 181
Limbo
Has anyone heard anything else about this guy.


No matter how complex a lock may be. Someone will always find a key.
Page 1 2

Member Spotlight
Crime
Crime
SC, usa
Posts: 506
Joined: March 2002
Show All Member Profiles 
Forum Statistics
Forums45
Topics47,517
Posts82,687
Average Daily Posts7
Members2,159
Most Online1,567
Apr 25th, 2010
Latest Postings
Top Posters(All Time)
UGN Security 40,681
Gremelin 7,195
§intå× 3,255
SilentRage 1,273
Ice 1,146
pergesu 1,136
Infinite 1,041
jonconley 955
Girlie 908
unreal 860
Top Liked Users (All Time)
§intå× Likes: 1
Cold Sunn Likes: 1
Crime Likes: 1
Cyrez Likes: 1
Ghost Likes: 1
Gremelin Likes: 4
Ice Likes: 1
unreal Likes: 1
Top Liked Users (30 Days)
No Data Found
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.6.0
(Snapshot build 20160902)